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Strap On Me - Creamy – Real Fake Sperm Lubricant - 70 ml/2.37fl oz

Strap On Me - Creamy – Real Fake Sperm Lubricant - 70 ml/2.37fl oz

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With its milky color Creamy is a creamy watery lubricating gel that perfectly reproduces the texture of semen. More real than life it will delight lovers of realism. Silky smooth and extra-glossy it's suitable for both anal and vaginal penetration.Real fake sperm in a tube!Available in three formats: 70ml 150ml and 250ml.OUR ENGAGEMENTS◎ Made in France◎ 90% ingredients of natural origin◎ Vegan friendly◎ Water-based lubricant◎ Compatible with sex toys◎ Fragrance-free and tasteless◎ Dermatologically tested◎ Skin-friendly pHLIST OF INGREDIENTSAQUA (WATER) PROPANEDIOL CYCLOPENTASILOXANE GLYCERIN HYDROXYETHYLCELLULOSE PHENOXYETHANOL SODIUM ACRYLATE/SODIUM ACRYLOYLDIMETHYL TAURATE COPOLYMER SODIUM POLYACRYLATE ISOHEXADECANE ALLANTOIN DIMETHICONE GLYCERYL STEARATE ETHYLHEXYLGLYCERIN BUTYROSPERMUM PARKII BUTTER POLYSORBATE 80 STEARAMINE OXIDE OCTYLDODECANOL CETEARETH-30 DECYL OLEATE SODIUM HYALURONATE SORBITAN OLEATE PROPYLENE GLYCOL ALOE BARBADENSIS LEAF JUICE POWDER DISODIUM PHOSPHATE POLYSORBATE 60 OXIDIZED CORN OIL OLEA EUROPAEA FRUIT OIL SODIUM PHOSPHATE CARBOMER DICAPRYLYL CARBONATE POLYGLYCERYL-3 CAPRATE TOCOPHEROL HYPERICUM PERFORATUM EXTRACT HYDROGENATED PALM GLYCERIDES CITRATE.

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